Park are out for revenge having lost the first 2011 battle of Frimley Green by just one wicket. 

Jurgo comes out of wicket keeping retirement (for the 2nd day in a row) with a fine performance, repeatedly diving down leg side like an eighteen year old and looks like he’s never been away. Cale continues where he left off on Saturday moving the ball in the air and off the pitch and is disgusted when bowler, keeper, standing umpire and Suvo all believe the batsman has edged it yet, despite three such reliable witnesses, skipper Herro calls him back. - What a good sport. Carter takes the edge but Shrek catches nothing but twos fever at slip as he seems to have it with his hands and then his wrists before it rolls off his midriff in an incident described by Brooskie as “a close one” and the Frimley openers pile on the century partnership. (Nice one Herro!)

ODE TO CURLY

When you make the ball cut and swing

But the batsman still stay in

You bowl eight overs, straight, flat out

And when your wicket keeper take good catch

Be happy

He make you field in the deep

When the batsman hit it high in air

Then when Alan hit you like a truck

You see cricket it like a game of chess

After Parks winning streak on Sundays came halt last week against Challow, Welford soon got back to winning ways with an emphatic win over Harwell. The day started well as the Skipper won only his 4th toss of the season, and decided to have a Bat. With some late drop out's ( no surprises one was George Thornton for the 3rd week running, least i turn up when still pissed!) the Skippers batting line up had to be changed drastically. So being forced to open the batting Galbraith and Brooks made up the opening stand which lasted a tad longer than the week before, but again Galbraith went early after being clean bowled after some shoddy footwork for 13. This wasn't all bad as we soon found out. In came Shrek who batted superbly well with brooks putting on a 133 partnership. This came to an end when Brookes was bowled off a dubious ball... Was it over waist height? The two umpires (Galbraith and W. Thornton) looked blankly at each other before Galbraith raised the finger with Brookes walking on 44. Welford's latest recruit Louis came to the crease, With Young Herrington searching for his 'first non-fiddled' ton. On 98 Will hit a straight drive down the ground which looked to be an easy 1 but risky 2, but Will knowing he was running to the non-danger end, waddled back for the two needed for his ton, not even considering the safely of his team mate who was scampering back like Billy Wizz to save his own ass. Thankfully due to a bad throw Louis just made his ground and saved Shrek's blushes. Will soon got himself out 106 when he tried to hit a big heave-ho and was clean bowled. A couple of the lads thought Will's mum should be punished for missing his maiden (non-tipex) ton by telling her he got out on 99 her face was a picture. Will then quite happily joined in on the act.... until he slipped in "I should have got a 150 against those £$%7 bowlers, 106 just isn't good enough" (head growing even bigger) and it took Denise a few seconds to click before going in to a joyful slapping frenzy. Park continued to pile on the runs with Sharif getting 22 and others joining in with bits and bobs. Park ended there 40 overs on 239-8.
 
After showing Harwell how to do tea's properly (well done to the Herringtons) the Park promptly took to the field. After the Skipper told the opening bowlers of his wish of having the game over within 25 overs, Harwell's inning's started in a circus style fashion. James opened from the bottom end, with the 1st ball straying down leg, the batsman tried flicking it of his legs only to glove it in the air which dropped safely in to a gap and with most of the Park players watching the calamity of the batsman.... both batsman in the same crease... now something isn't right here... Herro (who else could it be) happily under armed it to James and he took off the bails. Not only had the Batsman been run out in his first bat for 9 weeks without facing a ball, he was then forced to run for the incoming batsman, poor man. Park then started picking up wickets on a regular basis. Barrett picking up another soon after, when the batsman drove the ball straight to mid-off. Galbraith then took some brave pills and put on the fielding pads and helmet... just before the first ball was bowled with Galbraith standing within peeing distance of the bat he remember he hadn't got his box in. (Editor - what he would need it for is anyone's guess!) James then picked up another wicket by clean bowling Harwell's number 3. As that wicket fell Galbraith bolted off to get his box in, and was soon back in to that silly place. Curley Cale soon got in on the wicket taking action and cleaned bowled another one of the visitors batsman... "explitive1 + explitive2 pitch" being his reply, yes sure it was after we posted 239 on it. Harwell then had a big hitter come in who had is little bit of fun punishing the bowlers and putting them all over the Park, and also nearly killing that stupid man in that silly position. Will Thornton then joined the attack picking up a neat 3-fer, which also started with a run-out, Will bowled it down to the opposing captain who edged it down to third man, and the silly fella thought he could get 2, not when Sharif is about. With his bullet arm throw straight to tom's gloves (for a split second thought it was Spike who had thrown it in) who duly took the bails off. Before Herro clean bowled the ******* who nearly killed me. Harwell were on their last legs when again Herro clean bowled the number 11. Harwell had been bowled for 93 within 22 overs. A Comfortable 156 run win.
 
Blue stripe this week was award by Jurgo (again). It was a very lame effort of giving it out I must say, but the can was giving to the youngest Herrington for back chatting to the skipper.